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Disclaimer: A work of fiction; the recognizable people in the story belong to themselves and have never performed the actions portrayed here. I do not know the actors nor am I associated with them in any way. If you are underage, please do not read this story. I am not making any profit from these stories, nor do I mean any harm.

title: Unclean
pairing: bb/sa

Billy definitely felt someone’s hands on his back give a little shove before he fell, face first, into the bog. He struggled up, ignoring the laughter around him, as he shook off the mud.

“Let me help you, Bill.”

“Help? You’re the one who pushed!”

“No. Not pushed. I was helping.”

Billy smirked at the way Sean drew out the word so that it sounded more like ‘elp-ping. “Go ‘elp Frodo then.”

Billy struggled once more to get his feet under him but could feel the mud squishing between his hobbit toes. He gave up and sunk to his knees.

“C’mon then. Up you go.”

Billy felt the insistent pull on his elbow but resisted. Seemed easier. Until Sean began singing.

“Oh I’m Dirty Dan, the world’s dirtiest man,
I never have taken a shower.
I can’t see my shirt—it’s so covered with dirt,
And my ears have enough to grow flowers.”

“All right! Stop! For all that is good and pure in the world! Stop!” Billy let Sean pull him to his feet and collapsed against his body, finally laughing along.


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