Juke Box Dive

I'm at a conference far from my Star Wars Legos Wii game and feeling lonely without Legos Han Solo and, strangely incompetent at my job. I'm still sorting that last out. Anyway, sessions alllll day tomorrow and Tuesday, and a two hour long thing (half business meeting, half lecture with, I suspect, a dreaded motivational speaker, and a reception after that's making me feel queasy just thinking about it. Socializing! With People!! *wilts*)

Anyway. YOU can save me! Yes, YOU! Meme me.

1.) Give me a pairing (Any from HP, Lotrips, LotR, or The Hobbit)
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Three sentences I can totally write in the margins whilst taking other notes. This could work!